Customer : Hmm... So how much?
JX : Oh it is thirty nine ringgit (RM39).

Customer hands over the money to JX

Customer : Thirty nine, Ok... Here you are.
JX : Thank you.

JX start printing the receipt...
*zzeeep zzzeeeep zeeeep* (receipt printing)

JX : Excuse me miss, can you please sign on the receipt over here?
Customer : Oh alright.

Customer signed the receipt

JX : Alright here is you copy.

and here comes the funny part

JX : Err, miss... do you need a paper bag? (without stopping JX continues with the next sentence)
JX : Because we don't have any paper bags already.

Customer nods, and giving a very stupid + amazed + shock + confuse face impression with a smile and said

Customer : Huh? What?

JX : Err... We don't have any paper bags already.
Customer : Huh? Oh!! oh!!... Nevermind , nevermind...

As the customer walks out. We laughed like hell. JW said to JX, are you trying to get beaten up by asking this type of question?

I repeated the verse : Thank you, do you need a paper bag? Because we don't have any paper bags already <-------- What The Hell... *SWEAT*!!! Wakakaka!

Then I'm giving another example...
Imagine that you're driving on a road with heavy rain and you saw your friend was waiting in front of the office building with an umbrella under the rain, you stop by and ask...

"Hey! It's raining heavy outside... Do you need a ride? But I'm not going to your direction. Sorry, Bye!"

Trust me, you're gonna get beaten up the next day in office early in the morning.

So what do you think? Any similar example that you can provide? Let's start brainstorming for some similar words to say... eg.

1) I want a bowl of curry mee without curry... (LOL)
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